SamurEYE's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Best Guitarist Ever]

LOL

i saw the AntiClockClock Show thing first, and that convinced me this was horrible. but it kicks ass! i know you were just trying to act stupid to make people laugh...and in fact, it kicked asss!!!! start your own band ass kicker, i wanna be drummer!!!!

[Final Fantasy A+]

<:*(

i have never seen anything so beautiful...

[Anitomica Returns]

10/10 baby, yeah!

that was fan****ingtastic! awesome music, kickass smoke, blood,and moving graphics, what else could i ask for? oh yeah...enough stick figures! even though this movie was the only relief i have had from the other craps i blammed today, it would be Top 50 of all time material if it had actual people fight. try making just one fight scene between two people.
jeez...that was awesome!

[Second Matrix: Trailer]

matrix...yawn

it was good and all, but you need to work a bit on your manga art, it looked kinda distorted in some parts. anyway, good job, looking forward to the series.

Kyle-Mistry responds:

ya, it did look kind of weird, but it was my first time drawing freehand in flash, so whatever...

[Ne0 Vs. Xero - Round 1]

i like it

music was cool, i love how you changed around the megaman characters colors. cept bass. he looks gay when hes blue and white :) zero looks rad. i hope this passes. if it dosent, make the text and other stuff less cheap looking and submit this again. jolly good work, ol chap.

[Rocket Ship]

my god

when will people understand that cussing, endless violence and pointless "not funny" stupidity makes a flash a big piece of youknowwhat. jeez, if your friend tried to motivate you, he did it wrong.

[Sonic t. Swordsman Ep.3]

neat

by the way it's said " i will AVENGE you", not revenge you lol go back to grade school, the spelling sucked lol very nice flash tho

[Animation Battle]

holy christwagons!

if this doesent make front page, remake it with color! personally, i thought the artist that made the part when the kid with the sword ran down the hill and knee-hit the other kid in the stomach was the best. keep at it, jolly good work.

[Big Orc, Little Orc]

*vomit*

horrible...simply horrible, lets leave it at that. you should really go burn yourself for making this. belch...

BurnMe responds:

Despite the fact that your review violates section 3.A-1 of the newgrounds portal review guidelines...

I won't even begin to lecture you on how to make a "constructive" review.

You obviously either are biased against sprites, or happened to view this during your menstrual cycle.

Not that it doesn't suck. I'll make better.