SamurEYE's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Naruto Party VI]

hahahah!

wow i love naruto, and many of the audio clips you used from waterboy, benchwarmers and such. this was HILARIOUS. please, make more. graphics were good, but i especially liked the anime expressions, those really made things funnier

[Apple Juice]

ill tell you what i DO hate

14mg loads. please follow newgrounds rules and keep your files under the 5mg limit or at least around that frame. i won't complain about the 3d graphics. even though newgrounds is known for excelling in the showcasing of flash movies, this was still a valid form of media, and i dont think it is specified anywhere on newgrounds that any form of 3d animation is not permitted. anyway, graphics were impressive. a bit strange at times, but funny nonetheless. were these from a Sims game? funny random humor, as seen in many NG movies. i'd usually say keep it up, but this whole 3d style really goes againts what newgrounds is about.

Viper-Studios responds:

I have one on the front page that was about 5 megs and Tom Fulp increased my file limit. Ive been on newgrounds problably much longer then you and what its about to me is finding anything that will make you laugh your ass off. Ive seen greately animated pieces that were supposed to be hysterical and I didnt laugh at all. I see Knox dubbing over movies and im in an uncontrollable rage of laughter. I dont appreciate good animation if it isnt making me laugh unless its not supposed to be funny like red riding hood.

[Sonic La Venganza]

no es mal

no hablo mucho bueno espanol, pero voy a provar a hacer un review. este flash es en espanol, y no gusta muchos a ellos de newgrounds porque no comprenden. las voces de sonic y shadow fueron muy malas, pienso que se no sabes como hacer voces buenas en tu microfono es mejor que no las haces por nada. pero las graficas fueron buenas, me gusto ese pelear.

[DailyHentai 0000000000001]

pointless, stupid, retarded

that had no flash skill involved in it whatsoever, and the fact that you immature little kids post endless amounts of these shitty flashes really makes me wonder where the next generation is going. actually try hard on your flash and maybe you'll earn some respect.

LadyWomblePorno responds:

>:)

["Hey Mom"]

i don't get it

so you spent 10 minutes making a flash of a guy cursing his mom? this had very crudely drawn graphics and very poor sound. also i don't understand what kind of humor you were trying to portray, because this was just stupid.

[Daddy No vs Abomination X]

uhh...ok?

i didn't get this...it was completely random and not funny. there was absolutely no decent animation involved, although the grapics seemed to be on the right track

ZombieToaster responds:

i guess you must watch the daddy no and abomination x movies to find it funny.

[Fight Short]

it was okay, but...

ENOUGH OF THESE STICK FIGURES they are so bland, would it kill you to give them a body or something? believe me just practice drawing and go for the frame-by-frame animation, your work will be praised much more. i think everybody's seen enough of these stupid stick figures, for god's sakes there are kids in kindergarten who draw more creative stuff...please, no more

RainingBullets responds:

hmmm, what kind of deprived childhood did you have? lol, jk jk, well i see stick figure as another form of flash art. and, as much as any other flash form, full body, anime, etc, it can be either great, or just plain piece of shit, and this flash, is kind of towards the latter. well anyway, i AM actually learning to draw full body, so yea, you don't get me there either. also, instead of expression your opinion in blind anger, it is better to express your opinion through logic and reason in a calm tone of voice, and if you do, the person you reviewed will much more appriciate your review, and actually might listen to your review. still thanks for the review anyway.

[Youso]

ill let it pass, but...

those graffics were rather bad...it was like a child's first attempt to create sonic-type characters. plus there was barely any action. the song is nice but does not fit the style, i think. anyway, as far as story goes there was nada, so work on that. the biggest improvement you can make is to practice drawing more. copy sonic and amy or any other sonic the hedgehog character until you've mastered them (i know many people who've accomplished this in a few days) and then make a nice, smooth frame-by-frame movie. keep at it

rafasonic responds:

Yeah, i like sonic, and like make flash's frame by frame too!

[Demonology]

!!!!!!!!

I COMMAND THIS FLASH TO RISE FROM THE DESERTS OF JUDGEMENT! PROTECTION POINTS, REVEAL YOURSELVES BEFORE ME! hahahah this was an awesome movie, i liked it a LOT. 5/5, this was amazingly great, please finish it and make it a series. i hope it was enough to win the flash wars thing. u rock!

SamGreen responds:

LOL! thanks man! ;)

[How To Make Clock Flash]

wow!

i saw a crappy clock tutorial and i wanna become a clock! ...my ass. you clocks suck. star syndicate, clocks, whatever the fukken faggety groups are, they all suck. you guys cant even team up and make a good movie. thats really pathetic. just give it up altogether. jeez, waste of my time.

MawOfTheDragon responds:

Hello Mr. Nopubes, how does having your 4th grade diploma feel?